Wierd Dating Calls
The Weirdest thing just happened. Someone called my Office Line…to ask me out for a #SeptSocials #OctOutings Date
The phone in my office, having no display screen what so ever beeped. Thinking it would be business matters of my direct superiors I answered it with my most cordial, soft-spoken, feminine “Hello..”
and the voice on the other [...]
Why You should Date me In September.
I hereby proclaim the month of September as “September Socials” for me.
This isn’t just some random LOL, OMG, WTF post or a sign of desperation (I assure you Mom, your girl has not yet reached the breaking point of her sanity, let alone her emotions).
I am about to dedicate the nights and days in September, [...]
What’s in a nickname.
I thank my parents for giving me the name I have now. Though it has a penchant for leaving me suffixes (e.g. -fool) conversational/pick up lines that are far too predicatable. April is a nice name that gets me places…especially when you’re in a country other girls rarely have this name.
However until today, people still [...]
Fear the Prostitute Bum
It’s funny, now that I recollect it…. how a simple dinner of dumplings with the family could lead to some shameful public display of affection and eventually life changing events.
Now, I am that one kind of girl who truly enjoys a whole basket of steamed pork dumplings all to herself. I can down 3 or [...]
Squat toilet comedy
In all my 2 decades plus years of upbringing, I have kept to my own ways of squat toilet usage. It’s very much like the way you were taught to hold your pencil, a very signature style of your very own performed with the most habitual of mannerisms.
As I grew up, there were of course, [...]
