Verves In Composition

Posts Tagged ‘Eccentric’

The Recipe for Orgasm

Posted by April September 29, 2009, under Pure Gluttony | 1 Comment

Safe for all ages, this is a recipe I’ve modified from one of my Favorite Restaurants to suit all. This is a recipe for mashed potato which is both craemy and chunky playing with the gooeyness of brown sauce, woody flavours of Portobello Mushrooms, and crunch from good ol’ friend bacon. For this recipe, I [...]

Fear the Prostitute Bum

Posted by April October 15, 2007, under Blogging, Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 6 Comments

It’s funny, now that I recollect it…. how a simple dinner of dumplings with the family could lead to some shameful public display of affection and eventually life changing events. Now, I am that one kind of girl who truly enjoys a whole basket of steamed pork dumplings all to herself. I can down 3 [...]

Squat toilet comedy

Posted by April October 5, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 7 Comments

In all my 2 decades plus years of upbringing, I have kept to my own ways of squat toilet usage. It’s very much like the way you were taught to hold your pencil, a very signature style of your very own performed with the most habitual of mannerisms. As I grew up, there were of [...]