Help me, I have a hopeless addiction to the pole.
It’s so bad, that if you were to hand me a naked dish of the month model man I would easily dump him for a smooth, stainless steel finished, 45mm thick 12 foot pole. I would ditch a chance at MTV awards for the pole. All I can talk about all day is pole, pole, pole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am an official POLE JUNKIE!!!!!
…and I’m not afraid of coming out of the closet shamelessly…first of all because it’s not just some hoochie dance that most will perceive it to be. In fact…it’s the hardest fitness activity I’ve ever done!!! (You should check out my biceps now *poses*) Pole dancers seriously deserve ALOT of respect for being able to work out that much.
A sprained ankle can’t keep me off the pole, I was dancing pole with a deep stitch worthy cut open at the bottom of my foot before someone saw it and new bruises are cynical trophies of new moves learnt.
I missed my first pole dance competition for fear of aggravating my sprained ankle but this time, I’m going to go ahead with the latest Clorets Amateur Pole Dancing Competition!!!
See! See! MY VIDEO SUBMISSION!!! (beaming with pride)
Pole…my dear people is very much an art form, I’m trying to show that there is more than just sexy. There is also an enterprise of flexibility, performance, artistic moves and after all, it is still a dance. (No I won’t do stripping
) I swear if a guy called me hoochie names when I’m dancing, I will lose all my respect and sense of proper civil conduct. He deserves to be taught some moral values with my fist.
Before a friend came to join my classes, I was a very lone ranger of a pole dancer when no one understood why I was grabbing random street signs and twisting the Velvet Underground curtains into a tight whip to twirl round in. She now joins me as a pole addict and we pole together every Friday night (injuries and schedule permitting
) I strongly urge clubs to install some poles! It’s unfortunate a majority of poles are in very dodgy places and polers (male and female) would love to have some fun in very SAFE (and happening) environments.
On a very shameless note, don’t forget to support me and Yee Von by voting for us on www.cloretspower.com
I would also greatly appreciate some feedback on our videos to help improve the quality of the dance















