I wonder how long have I been a moron not to notice it. As independence day approaches, we hang our beloved ‘Jalur Gemilang’ along KILOMETERS OF HIGHWAYS, on ALMOST ALL our ARCHITECTURAL ACHIEVEMENTS, and Lord knows where else people are capable of hanging flags.. But the vertical Malaysian flag, I’ve just realized….. Is the wrong way around Good Grief. After [...]

There are some items that i recently bought that would greatly further help me in my self development. With these, I should be able to communicate better, expand my network and increase my capabilities beyond my current boundaries. I’ll show them to you people, But please… don’t laugh. As much as I know… I don’t know my own mother tongue. [...]

As i blog, I squint at the mercy of the stinge of my mother’s computer desk’s table lamp. The unergonomic position of the big ass chair that restricts my movement, isn’t much fun at all. Some urban legend of computers and computing happened to me this morning. I heard a loud whizzle and fizzle in the 6 year old laptop [...]

FOR NOT BLOODY DOING HIS JOB!!! IT’S INCREDIBLY ASSHOLIC-ALLY HOT IN MALAYSIA DAMMIT! It’s been a utterly hot and humid weekend and over this course of time my car air conditioning decides to choke spew and sputter out all it’s gas that keeps it cold. At first it started with it dancing side by side my accelerator. It moves, then [...]

Perhaps it could be “FREE DOG FOOD” or “LOVING PATS AVAILABLE HERE!”. What ever it is, there must be something written in dog language that would have dogs gravitate in my direction. In all my life, even if a dog(s) was/were barking at me, it’ll/they’ll stop when I come over to give them a pat of approval. I would be [...]

And I have always wanted a kiss ass pair of shorts with a iron-on ‘No-entry’ sign stuck to it on the back. Instead of being physically not attractive enough to wear kiss-ass shorts, I’d like to think that it was more to the fact that I could never find a ‘No Entry’ iron-on patch instead. But here is a rough [...]

If the chicks today can write phone numbers and the men can start throwing bananas in the same manner of interests, I’m going to take things a step up. This is just meant to humor myself Yes,..I was extremely bored.

    Now who’d ever think that performing ECG for demonstration using yourself as a model could leave such obvious markings? Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt AT ALL. For physical impressions sake, thank goodness all ECG leads are performed in the middle intercostal spaces of the ribs (spacing between rib bones) or else people will be branding them all over [...]

It’s not everyday that i pick up my keys at 8:30pm to drive down to the nearest Tesco to satisfy my dad’s sudden craving for home made wan tan noodles. It’s not everyday that even the road to Tesco is jammed up that I am forced to park in a dark place andtake a 3 min stroll to get a [...]

It’s not everyday that i pick up my keys at 8:30pm to drive down to the nearest Tesco to satisfy my dad’s sudden craving for home made wan tan noodles. It’s not everyday that even the road to Tesco is jammed up that I am forced to park in a dark place andtake a 3 min stroll to get a [...]