Archive for the ‘Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas’ Category
Upside down Stripes
Posted by April August 26, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 1 Comment
I wonder how long have I been a moron not to notice it. As independence day approaches, we hang our beloved ‘Jalur Gemilang’ along KILOMETERS OF HIGHWAYS, on ALMOST ALL our ARCHITECTURAL ACHIEVEMENTS, and Lord knows where else people are capable of hanging flags.. But the vertical Malaysian flag, I’ve just realized….. Is the wrong [...]
There are some items that i recently bought that would greatly further help me in my self development. With these, I should be able to communicate better, expand my network and increase my capabilities beyond my current boundaries. I’ll show them to you people, But please… don’t laugh. As much as I know… I don’t [...]
As i blog, I squint at the mercy of the stinge of my mother’s computer desk’s table lamp. The unergonomic position of the big ass chair that restricts my movement, isn’t much fun at all. Some urban legend of computers and computing happened to me this morning. I heard a loud whizzle and fizzle in [...]
FOR NOT BLOODY DOING HIS JOB!!! IT’S INCREDIBLY ASSHOLIC-ALLY HOT IN MALAYSIA DAMMIT! It’s been a utterly hot and humid weekend and over this course of time my car air conditioning decides to choke spew and sputter out all it’s gas that keeps it cold. At first it started with it dancing side by side [...]
Perhaps it could be “FREE DOG FOOD” or “LOVING PATS AVAILABLE HERE!”. What ever it is, there must be something written in dog language that would have dogs gravitate in my direction. In all my life, even if a dog(s) was/were barking at me, it’ll/they’ll stop when I come over to give them a pat [...]
And I have always wanted a kiss ass pair of shorts with a iron-on ‘No-entry’ sign stuck to it on the back. Instead of being physically not attractive enough to wear kiss-ass shorts, I’d like to think that it was more to the fact that I could never find a ‘No Entry’ iron-on patch instead. [...]
Early Chap Goh Mei Humour
Posted by April February 26, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas, Men. Women. Nuff said. | 7 Comments
If the chicks today can write phone numbers and the men can start throwing bananas in the same manner of interests, I’m going to take things a step up. This is just meant to humor myself Yes,..I was extremely bored.
Upside down Stripes
I wonder how long have I been a moron not to notice it. As independence day approaches, we hang our beloved ‘Jalur Gemilang’ along KILOMETERS OF HIGHWAYS, on ALMOST ALL our ARCHITECTURAL ACHIEVEMENTS, and Lord knows where else people are capable of hanging flags.. But the vertical Malaysian flag, I’ve just realized….. Is the wrong [...]
There are some items that i recently bought that would greatly further help me in my self development. With these, I should be able to communicate better, expand my network and increase my capabilities beyond my current boundaries. I’ll show them to you people, But please… don’t laugh. As much as I know… I don’t [...]
As i blog, I squint at the mercy of the stinge of my mother’s computer desk’s table lamp. The unergonomic position of the big ass chair that restricts my movement, isn’t much fun at all. Some urban legend of computers and computing happened to me this morning. I heard a loud whizzle and fizzle in [...]
FOR NOT BLOODY DOING HIS JOB!!! IT’S INCREDIBLY ASSHOLIC-ALLY HOT IN MALAYSIA DAMMIT! It’s been a utterly hot and humid weekend and over this course of time my car air conditioning decides to choke spew and sputter out all it’s gas that keeps it cold. At first it started with it dancing side by side [...]
Perhaps it could be “FREE DOG FOOD” or “LOVING PATS AVAILABLE HERE!”. What ever it is, there must be something written in dog language that would have dogs gravitate in my direction. In all my life, even if a dog(s) was/were barking at me, it’ll/they’ll stop when I come over to give them a pat [...]
And I have always wanted a kiss ass pair of shorts with a iron-on ‘No-entry’ sign stuck to it on the back. Instead of being physically not attractive enough to wear kiss-ass shorts, I’d like to think that it was more to the fact that I could never find a ‘No Entry’ iron-on patch instead. [...]
Early Chap Goh Mei Humour
If the chicks today can write phone numbers and the men can start throwing bananas in the same manner of interests, I’m going to take things a step up. This is just meant to humor myself Yes,..I was extremely bored.
