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Where do Ideas Come From

Posted by April March 19, 2010, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas, Smiles | 2 Comments

Came across this hilarious “thought provoking” ad indeed whilst watching some Japanese Shows. “アイデアはどこで生まれますか?” which reads as “Idea ha doko de umaremasuka?” (Thanks Steph for the translation!) translates to “Where do most ideas get conceived ” The images pretty much explain themselves Tell me if you like it as much as I did

Minumum Age Range Dating Equation

Meeting up with an old friend, who is now an Actuarist has it’s social intellectual benefits. After more than 3 years of not catching up with him our discussions admist Wolverine,Global Politics, Twitter, Celebrity Friends; has to always include “who’s dating who” and “who’s married/ soon to marry who”. Most of our friends of course [...]

Thou shalt not wear hot pants…in ah beng places

Posted by April November 4, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas, Girlfriend things | 3 Comments

I turned around at my usual Starbucks at the call of my name… ‘APRIL YIM!!’ ‘Eh, hi, hi!’ ‘You going clubbing ah?’ ‘No lah. Why do you think so?’ *Points finger at outfit* ‘What are you wearing then?’ Elaine, my favourite ‘bobo’ calling friend then explained.. ‘Woman, technically what you’re wearing is hot pants lah, [...]

SAMPAT bouquet catchers

Posted by April November 2, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas, Girlfriend things, Men. Women. Nuff said. | No Comments

Everyone in the blogosphere probably knows by now that my good friend minishorts is getting hitched soon I’m really excited for her and to be involved in her wedding plans!  So there is this woman planning and budgeting and she is upset with how much flowers can cost. Through such conversations. We have very much concluded …   Minishorts: i’m not going to throw [...]

What’s in a nickname.

Posted by April November 1, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 2 Comments

I thank my parents for giving me the name I have now. Though it has a penchant for leaving me suffixes (e.g. -fool) conversational/pick up lines that are far too predicatable. April is a nice name that gets me places…especially when you’re in a country other girls rarely have this name. However until today, people [...]

Fear the Prostitute Bum

Posted by April October 15, 2007, under Blogging, Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 6 Comments

It’s funny, now that I recollect it…. how a simple dinner of dumplings with the family could lead to some shameful public display of affection and eventually life changing events. Now, I am that one kind of girl who truly enjoys a whole basket of steamed pork dumplings all to herself. I can down 3 [...]

Squat toilet comedy

Posted by April October 5, 2007, under Cosmic Jokes & Faux Pas | 7 Comments

In all my 2 decades plus years of upbringing, I have kept to my own ways of squat toilet usage. It’s very much like the way you were taught to hold your pencil, a very signature style of your very own performed with the most habitual of mannerisms. As I grew up, there were of [...]

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