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I hereby proclaim the month of September as “September Socials” for me.

This isn’t just some random LOL, OMG, WTF post or a sign of desperation (I assure you Mom, your girl has not yet reached the breaking point of her sanity, let alone her emotions).

I am about to dedicate the nights and days in September, to meet new people (especially the opposite sex) or to get to know the ones I’m already acquainted with a little better.

So Why should you date me?

It’s hard to self promote and be humble at the same time, I’m not very good at being pretentious so I’ll just roll it all up and promise you that there will be definitely some interesting take home Kodak moment OR I have a natural talent to say something that will be permanently etched in your memory. Some just witnessed me nearly setting a shisha / Ramly burger joint on fire recently, but let’s save that story for when I go out with you.

You should be able to tell by now that I’m random, impish with that “Bring It On” Attitude. I will not overblow the fact that being able to pole dance gives me extra credit, because there is really more to me than just being flexible and having a good grip. I am passionate about alot of things from History to Physics, Anime to LOL Speek, Music to Charity. Politics and Cars tho, are definitely not my strong points.

I have a decent physical stature and because I aim to please most of the time, impressions mean lasting moments for me. That doesn’t mean I will take ages to get ready tho!

No. I do not have a jealous other half at this moment who will pose any threat to you should you be caught with me. Make sure you don’t too XD

Oh wait, I do need to go through a filtration process, with abit of background check before I proceed. I’ve got to be 100% positive that I don’t end up being brought to some dark alley by a crazed stranger. So lets get it cracking. Download your form here and tell me when you are available for September :D I am locked down on Mondays tho and the 4th, 5th, 6th, 11th and 12th of September tho :)

Send them to aprilyim@gmail.com and successful applicants will be notified :)

This is going to be one heck of an experience :)