Apr 1

Anyone of you dashing men out there looking for a fun-loving, light hearted girl? Perhaps this post would provide you with an answer.

Pimp Profile No. 001

Name: Mabel C.

Age: Early 20s

Loves: April’s Mud Pie, April (cause she is being pimped by April) and a very, very lucky man

Ms Mabel

Say hello to Mabel, the current object of my pimp-tention. I’ve known Mabel for ten years now, so you can god damn be assured that my recommendation is top notch quality.

Like all Virgos (the only astrological sign to be represented by a human female) is the epitome of a balance of delicate doey-eyed beauty and fun finesse. She doesn’t have to try hard to get to where other girls are dying to get to, SHE’S ALREADY PWND the place.

Then again, she’s not that kind of girl who’s going to throw a nasty bitch fit for not taking her to a dining place with no air conditioning. She’s up for the challenge anytime, any day as long as at the end of the day, everyone had fun!

Mabel loves traveling. In fact she’s looking for traveling companions to Hong Kong in July (any takers?) See one of her many traveling snap shots below.

*wipes off drool* Anyone likey, likey like I do?

Let’s have a brain to go with that gorgeous smile shall we? Intelligent, smart and sensitive to other peoples thoughts, impressions, suggestions and surroundings, she is of course had paved her way through all the top educational institutions available. (Of course same school as me la :P )

It’s nice to sometimes catch her catching a wind or two on her train of thought

Just when you’re about to think she’s only all about herself. Well that’s where you are wrong! She can’t stop giving this woman! Whether it’d be a nice cup of Venti Starbucks, her time and sweat and even her own blood!!

She’s even got that infectious smile on her even when donating blood.

Mabel is looking for a good listener, and would appreciate a man who would give his share of opinions. She’s also in for wits, charm a suave look and someone of her level of education that she can relate to.
Applicants may leave their details in the comments section or contact me via email. The final selection will be left entirely to Mabel for her selection. Good luck boys :)

Apr 1

If you think that this would be a post with photographic illustrations of my exes, that’s where you’re wrong. However it wouldn’t be straying from that point either.

An afternoon spent rasping the darkest indentations of storage boxes, cupboards and pulling up drawers from their suspended supports I humbly stumbled across scattered sheets of postcard-sized findings.

Coated with a thick folio of unwanted particles that have housed themselves on it, the dust suggested that it has been lying there for at least the last couple of months,-One, Two years, perhaps; since I’ve last conversed with regards to cleaning that area.

Wiping the coat of dirt off them I uncover that of a face which I’ve not seen for close to three years now. The face of an ex boyfriend.

What grasped me is that I was digesting that I would always think that an face that brought back unpleasant memories would resurface.

My over active imagination would usually see me draft out images in my mind of using that photo as a cross bow target practice, hammering the piece into a photographic pulp with the heavy end of a clog shoe with my voodoo language of my mother tongue. Yes I’d even thought of making posters out of it, with a large display of a very relevant phone number next to the caption ‘LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME?’

*Lets the photograph slide into the bin carelessly*

You know what, I’ve grown passed that.

Apr 1

I’m just thankful my last name in Chinese was never ‘Foo’ or ‘Fu’ or whatever that comes close.