Anyone of you dashing men out there looking for a fun-loving, light hearted girl? Perhaps this post would provide you with an answer. Pimp Profile No. 001 Name: Mabel C. Age: Early 20s Loves: April’s Mud Pie, April (cause she is being pimped by April) and a very, very lucky man Say hello to Mabel, the current object of my [...]

If you think that this would be a post with photographic illustrations of my exes, that’s where you’re wrong. However it wouldn’t be straying from that point either. An afternoon spent rasping the darkest indentations of storage boxes, cupboards and pulling up drawers from their suspended supports I humbly stumbled across scattered sheets of postcard-sized findings. Coated with a thick [...]

I’m just thankful my last name in Chinese was never ‘Foo’ or ‘Fu’ or whatever that comes close.