It’s funny, now that I recollect it…. how a simple dinner of dumplings with the family could lead to some shameful public display of affection and eventually life changing events.
Now, I am that one kind of girl who truly enjoys a whole basket of steamed pork dumplings all to herself. I can down 3 or 4 baskets in one seating too, which really depends on my appetite.
Dad was complaining about how much I eat (oh he fears that his daughter won’t get married because of her frightening ravenous hunger when meal time comes to play) and mom’s friend drops me a friendly slap in the but as I appear more than nonchalant about it.
A slap on the streets of Jalan Telawi(s), and then my mom and her friend seem to be trigger happy slapping the cheeks of my butt.
”GIRL….” auntie goes…
”SO SOFT! better go and exercise” *slap slap*
*mom slaps* “Aiyoh girl, people slap your bum or see your bum, people will thing you ‘kena’ (get) banged alot oh! ” *slap* “Correct or not auntie?” *slap*
*auntie slaps again* ” Yah better exercise adi lu”
Now..all that slap wasn’t really necessary, but the moment close relations start comparing my physical outlook to that of a professional courtesan, I flipped!
Mom had to rub in …”Some more you wear these kind of pants…short, short, people can see your saggy bum”
My favourite pair of shorts too -_-”
I spent the rest of the evening trying to hide my buttocks from plain sight. How unnecessary and uncalled for. This is the bloody first time I’ve ever heard that ladies get a flat butt from sleeping around too much. Not that I have experience, but I thought sexual intercourse was a form of exercise that is supposed to keep you fit.
Geez…now I really have to start doing squats, lunges and god knows what to put some cushion back into my whore-like ass some seriously flat back tires .
I REALLY DESPISE EXERCISE! I’ll try to moan and groan less about working out. If anyone meets me after this post, it would do you much good if you PLEASE don’t observe me bum for a while.
LOL. You should have just slap theirs back and give a meaner remarks.
tohoho….didnt notice that before…but would make good mamak topic..=P
first time i hear that flabby butt = sleeping around too much..
where did that logic come from?
i thought soft butt comes from doing nothing and sitting infront of the pc everyday like me.
That’s just plain fucking rude, tbh. A single slap to the ass occasionally is one thing, but fuck that joke was taken WAY too far.
And no, sex does not give you a flabby ass. God damn.
LoL. I’ll TRY not to ‘see’ it, in an obvious way next time i see you.
*hugs* i know the feeling. parents and relatives are strange people, for some reason they can’t get it out of their system and still want to believe that being openly critical (and physically so) is the BEST way of demonstrating love and care.
Oh well.
interesting post. i guess u have to work your posterior muscles more lor