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Yes I am talking about the Transformers movie, which is purely 2 and a half hours of breathless metal changing orgasm set to thrill you.

Caffeinated and sugar high, and in the company of more males than females I gushed out in delight

“TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE BETTER THAN SEX!”

Instead of silencing my fanboy-girl extremisms (as I am from THE 1980s transformers generation) but have only further enraged what ever boyish testosterones in my body, I WANT MORE and I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN!

The transforming sound and the clanging of steel. The EM Pulses, heat seeking missiles, war and strategy tactics. The army codes. *high* I just have it now have as my sms alert and IM tone.

I also have moral support of my intelligent peers to agree with me on my statement.

SO YES IT IS DEFINITELYBETTER THAN SEX!

“Erm so you’ve done it lah”

Wei doesn’t mean that I can say it, it means that I’ve done it

Think about this logically, …Not even a naked Brad Pitt can give me that 150 minute long satisfaction