FOR NOT BLOODY DOING HIS JOB!!! IT’S INCREDIBLY ASSHOLIC-ALLY HOT IN MALAYSIA DAMMIT!
It’s been a utterly hot and humid weekend and over this course of time my car air conditioning decides to choke spew and sputter out all it’s gas that keeps it cold.
At first it started with it dancing side by side my accelerator. It moves, then air con moves. So when I was stuck in a pissy jam, bloody hell.
This morning I put on a Coldplay CD, and all of a sudden i hear this “pshhhh…” noise
“Chris Martin,..is that you?”
psssshhhhhh….
“My CD isn’t scratched now is it?”
psssshhhh….
*turns of CD player and presses ear towards air conditioning*
PSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
“OH DAMN!”
Thus now, my car feels worse than a bloody construction site. I was at the Turf Club Today and I SWEAR, even the horses’ stables felt so much better than mine (Smell and humidity wise, since I have been perspiring uncontrollably.
SO SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT HIM! BEFORE I GO NUTS AND START LOADING AN ELEPHANT GUN AND GO IN A THIN AIR SHOOTING SPREE! GYWARHHHH
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