Verves In Composition

And I have always wanted a kiss ass pair of shorts with a iron-on ‘No-entry’ sign stuck to it on the back. Instead of being physically not attractive enough to wear kiss-ass shorts, I’d like to think that it was more to the fact that I could never find a ‘No Entry’ iron-on patch instead.

But here is a rough idea on how it would look like if I had such a cute pair of shorts

Hmm…maybe it isn’t quite as attractive as I thought. Perhaps I should venture in to other interesting road signs.

“One way” would be an interesting to note. Yet i would prefer something that Malaysians of all walks can relate to. Besides, having ‘Jalan Sehala‘ on the ass would completely take off the kick off it all.
How’s about a U-turn?

“Hey baby, My turn or U-turn?” Ah dammit, gotta eliminate the chances of getting a lame pick up line like that.
Erm hmm definitely not this tho..I .. don’t ..think i can’t handle that [IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/aprilyim/120kmph.jpg[/IMG]
I wonder if this will be too encouraging?? Or just bloody back-breaking.
This has a sorta double meaning too…
Should I opt for non road signs then?
AHHH DEFINITELY NOT!
THAT’S EVEN WORSE!
Eh of course lah, as much as I love animals, no pets allowed. That includes dogs and chauvinist pigs, or buayas.
As if I’m a pedophile. Sheesh
This one is pretty cheekily gross. “Ooops. I got some wind in me heheh.”
Can anyone say… “Disgusting?”

Amazing horr.. So much rubbish in my brain.:PMaybe I’ll just stick with

or

and even consider

So many choices so little cash! LOL! Erm, nevermind I’ll just stick to customising my own ‘No-entry’ pants again