Verves In Composition

With all the madness going on (I had a pretty bad month you see, commissions not in, car accident, stolen phone, trapped in the rain, horrid backache)…one like myself must certainly go into getting her happy drug.

Unlike most happy drugs that are consumed, I indulge in one that looks like and smell like edible temptations. I have not baked in awhile and it seems like such a perfect time to set up my cupcake factory on Vanity Vault!

Complete with colors and flavors to totally spoil the vain gourmets like myself!

If you have finally come to your senses to realise that I’m abit eccentric, I think you’re a tad too late. WOOHOO *GOES DAFFY*

April has been such a whirlwind. As far as my diet is concerned, I have managed to lose 4kgs since April 6th. Work has lately been pretty taxing on me, so I have not gotten the opportunity to even eat my diet right when I’m supposed to and how I am supposed to. BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO ADMIT THAT LOSING 4KGS IS PRETTY DARN GOOD

Also for the record, I’m 23 already! URGH! Thank you everyone for your well wishes, cards and presents! New shoes, new outfits, new books, Dior, Versace decorations for my bathroom, MORE EARRINGS and Choccies! (THANK GOD FOR EASTER!) I’m a really lucky girl

Urgh I just wish I had more time to blog!
P.S. I’ve also been working on a new design and new things for Vanity Vault. Here are some snippets

Since dear Khai Tzer has tagged me for a Meme, I still think it’s still quite irrelevant to publically post some things about me. Any how, I really had such a bad week and I’d rather believe that there is a possibility that meme’s do have a chain letter effect, I’m not wiling to take somethings you should know about me a little seriously

• I am reminding everyone that I used to be able to swallow a cake whole. It freaks the whole world out (or gets some men excited) each time I do it. The oddest thing is I am SUPER PROUD of being able to down a good whallop of cream, sponge and sugar. Now I can only swallow HALF a cake, that makes April, very very sad.

If you missed it, Here is a little clip taken of my good friend’s blog who calls it the 30-second wonder.

• There are a few things that I enjoy eating MY WAY. I love to pummel grape jam onto the muffin slices and then squeeze the meat pate of my Mc Donald’s Big Breakfast to create a sweet and sour burger for breakfast. I love eating dumplings by downing the meat fillings first before deeply enjoying it’s doughy casing.

• My thumbs are not mirror images of each other. This comes from an experiment I took of a cartoon in my younger days. I had my blades on, a chew toy in my hand and my leashed German Shepard in the other hand. You can guess what happens the moment I threw the chew toy in the distance and asked my Big Boy to “FETCH!“

• I have won a burping and belching competition before in a room full of men.

• I FRIGGIN HATE AMPHIBIANS. I have quite a serious case of “Batrachophobia” and I won’t have a solid mind’s rest when placed within viewing distance of a frog or toad. Perhaps that’s why I have this fascination with snake handling.

• I apparently can hear very low intensities of high frequency sound waves (about 10db) but i have incredibly poor hearing for low frequencies (40db). But that doesn’t mean I like men with peep squeak voices XD. Mwahahaha

I tag my sister, Jha

Current Weight: 62.5kg

Current Dress size: 10

Day 1 meal

B: 1 tub of Yoghurt Berry Flavoured           137kcal    4gs fat

L:Smoked Norwegian Salmon in                  210kcal    6gs fat
Panini bread with a side of
Almond Salad

D: Smoked Norwegian Salmon                    210kcal    6gs fat
strips with Low fat dressing
in Caesar’s salad

TOTAL CONSUMPTION                           557kcal   14g fat

Day 2

B:45gs Uncle Toby’s “Plus Fibre Mix“          185kcal    5g of fat

with Low fat Natural Yoghurt

Snack: 1 small banana                              80kcal      2G fat

L: Half a can of Campbells Cream              100kcal      3g fat
of chicken soup

Snack: Orange Juice                                 121kcal     2G fat

D: Smoked Norwegian Salmon                   210kcal     6g fat
strips with Low fat dressing
in Caesar’s salad

TOTAL CONSUMPTION                           696kcal   13g fat
Day 3

B: 1 tub of Yoghurt Berry Flavoured            137kcal           4g fat

Snack: Half a can of Campbells Cream          100kcal           3g fat
of chicken soup

L: Smoked Norwegian Salmon                     210kcal           6g fat
strips with Low fat dressing
in Caesar’s salad

Snack: Soy Bean milk                                   87kcal           1g fat

D: Smoked Norwegian Salmon                     210kcal           6g fat
strips with Low fat dressing
in Caesar’s salad
TOTAL CONSUMPTION                           744kcal        20g fat

So far so good hehehe

Day No: 0
Current weight: 63kgs

Current dress size: 10
Hello everyone, I’m so ready to lose weight again After two years of putting back on all that fat, it’s time to clean out my system again and start looking fresher and better!

I’ll be blogging this on a daily basis to help me monitor my progress and you can drop me comments for support too! YAY!

I’ve gone through all the necessary preparations. A tote bag with all the essentials:

1) Scoop spoon for mixing my favourite detox drink by Melilea (i shall blog about it soon on Practical Charm)

2) A muesli bar for snacking

3) A fork for my packed salads

4) My ever so essential thermos

5) Tea bags to flavour my drinks

6) Equal, aspartamine, to sweeten my drinks

For one whole month, I will be converting my sweet tooth, carnivorous, dairy loaded diet into one comprising mostly of

1) Salads - Fresh Romaines, rockets, tomatoes, corals, butterheads, ice-berg lettuce and cucumbers with lightly toasted wholemeal non-buttered croutons and light Caesar dressing. Important to note that there will be no servings of cheese, mayonnaise or thousand island with my salads

2) Halved cans of Campbells chicken soup to be eaten sparingly max twice a week

3) Bottles and bottles of yoghurt! - to be eaten once daily on a sparing basis

4) Fresh fish and white meat: Smoked salmon, sashimi servings, cod, tuna in water all not to be fried, stir fried or steamed with any sort of oil.

5) Whole grains no breads or baked goods: Yeap. not even a slice of bread!

6) Fruits and juices: Non sweetened preferably citrus juices and Watermelons!

I should be updating in another 24 hrs!

Wish me luck!

And I have always wanted a kiss ass pair of shorts with a iron-on ‘No-entry’ sign stuck to it on the back. Instead of being physically not attractive enough to wear kiss-ass shorts, I’d like to think that it was more to the fact that I could never find a ‘No Entry’ iron-on patch instead.

But here is a rough idea on how it would look like if I had such a cute pair of shorts

Hmm…maybe it isn’t quite as attractive as I thought. Perhaps I should venture in to other interesting road signs.

“One way” would be an interesting to note. Yet i would prefer something that Malaysians of all walks can relate to. Besides, having ‘Jalan Sehala‘ on the ass would completely take off the kick off it all.
How’s about a U-turn?

“Hey baby, My turn or U-turn?” Ah dammit, gotta eliminate the chances of getting a lame pick up line like that.
Erm hmm definitely not this tho..I .. don’t ..think i can’t handle that [IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/aprilyim/120kmph.jpg[/IMG]
I wonder if this will be too encouraging?? Or just bloody back-breaking.
This has a sorta double meaning too…
Should I opt for non road signs then?
AHHH DEFINITELY NOT!
THAT’S EVEN WORSE!
Eh of course lah, as much as I love animals, no pets allowed. That includes dogs and chauvinist pigs, or buayas.
As if I’m a pedophile. Sheesh
This one is pretty cheekily gross. “Ooops. I got some wind in me heheh.”
Can anyone say… “Disgusting?”

Amazing horr.. So much rubbish in my brain.:PMaybe I’ll just stick with

or

and even consider

So many choices so little cash! LOL! Erm, nevermind I’ll just stick to customising my own ‘No-entry’ pants again